We've Got More Mail, And This One Rhymes!

This was emailed in yesterday. Thanks for the laughs, LPP.

I wrote a Campaign Seuss:

I do not like this Jerry Moran

I do not like his campaign scam
He hired lots of dirty crooks
With Washington money that he took


I do not like the credit he takes
For legislation he did not make
I do not like his C-street pad
While Todd goes home to be a Dad


I do not like his moderate views
On guns, abortion, or federal dues
His votes on taxes give me the blues


'No' to parental consent, and border walls
'Sí' to bilingual ballots and that's not all
Sanctuary cities... that's amnesty
And he likes Obama...oh dear me!


I do not like his spending sprees
I'm smart, I know that nothing's free
I do not like this kind of hope
I do not like it, Nope, Nope, NOPE!
Moran must think I'm just a dope!


I do not like his smug replies
For I have figured out his lies
He running one big campaign hoax
On how he 'did' and 'did not' vote
Just be straight with Kansas folks!


Oh please help us Uncle Sam,
We do not need this kind of man
We need a guy that takes a stand
So please TODD TIAHRT, Kick His Can!